It depends upon those cigarettes that I smoked
“It depends upon those cigarettes that I smoked,” said he. “It ispossible that I am utterly mistaken. The cigarettes will show me.”"My dear Holmes,” I exclaimed, “how on earth-”
“Well, well, you may see for yourself. If not, there’s no harm done.Of course, we always have the optician clue to fall back upon, but Itake a short cut when I can get it. Ah, here is the good Mrs.Marker! Let us enjoy five minutes of instructive conversation withher.”
I may have remarked before that Holmes had, when he liked, apeculiarly ingratiating way with women, and that he very readilyestablished terms of confidence with them. In half the time which hehad named, he had captured the housekeeper’s goodwill and was chattingwith her as if he had known her for years.
“Yes, Mr. Holmes, it is as you say, sir. He does smoke somethingterrible. All day and sometimes all night, sir. I’ve seen that room ofa morning- well, sir, you’d have thought it was a London fog. Pooryoung Mr. Smith, he was a smoker also, but not as bad as theprofessor. His health- well, I don’t know that it’s better nor worsefor the smoking.”
“Ah!” said Holmes, “but it kills the appetite.”
“Well, I don’t know about that, sir.”
“I suppose the professor eats hardly anything?”
“Well, he is variable. I’ll say that for him.”
“I’ll wager he took no breakfast this morning, and won’t face hislunch after all the cigarettes I saw him consume.”
“Well, you’re out there, sir, as it happens, for he ate a remarkablebig breakfast this morning. I don’t know when I’ve known him make abetter one, and he’s ordered a good dish of cutlets for his lunch. I’msurprised myself, for since I came into that room yesterday and sawyoung Mr. Smith lying there on the floor, I couldn’t bear to look atfood. Well, it takes all sorts to make a world, and the professorhasn’t let it take his appetite away.”